----- Original Message ----- From: "HEATHER THOMAS" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, October 05, 2001 11:18 AM Subject: Fw: Men
> Original message from: "Karen Alexander" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > > > > >> He said... Want a quickie? > >> She said...As opposed to what? > >> > >> He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to > >> put in it. > >> She said...You wear briefs, don't you? > >> > >> He said... 'If you only could learn to make me a proper meal, then > we > >> could manage without the cook. And if you cleaned the house, we > could > >> Fire the maid as well. > >> She said...'Darling, if you only could learn to satisfy me > properly > >> we could do without the gardener too' > >> > >> He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your > looks, > >> Not with your brains? > >> She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron > >> than he is blind. > >> > >> He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm? > >> She said...I would, but you're never there. > >> > >> He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?" > >> She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board > >> while I sit on the sofa and f@rt. > >> > >> 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. > >> 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. > >> 3. If we put a man on the moon - we should be able to put them all > up > >> there. > >> 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out > >> alone. > >> 5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature > anyway. > >> 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so that > you > >> can tell them apart. > >> 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity > to > >> make some woman miserable. > >> 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the > >> do-it-yourself types. > >> 9. Best way to get a man to do something: suggest he's too old for > >> it. > >> 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. > >> 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. > >> 12. The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. > Even > >> in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. > >> 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him > >> chequebooks. > >> 14. Remember: a sense of humour does not mean you tell him jokes; > it > >> means you laugh at his. > >> 15. Sadly, all men are created equal. > >> > >> Just a thought for all the women out there... > >> MENtal illness > >> MENstrual cramps > >> MENtal breakdown > >> MENopause > >> > >> Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? > >> And when we have real trouble, it's HISterectomy > >> Send this to all of the women you know and brighten their day!! > >> > >> > >> > >> > > > >. > > > > > __________________________________________________________________ > Get your free Australian email account at http://www.start.com.au > -- This mailing list is sponsored by ACE Graphics. Visit <http://www.acegraphics.com.au> to subscribe or unsubscribe.
