Luv to all Rhonda ----- > > > > > > > A man goes up to the minister at the local church. "Reverend," he > > >said, > > > > > "We have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your > sermons. > > > > > It's > > > > > very embarrassing, not to mention disrespectful. > > > > > > > > > > What should I do?" > > > > > > > > > > "I've noticed this and have an idea if you're up to the task," said > > >the > > > > > minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when > Mrs > > > > > Jones > > > > > is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. > > > > > > > > > > When I motion, you give her a good poke in the leg." In church the > > > > > following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher > > >put > > > > > his > > > > > plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he > said, > > > > > nodding to Mr. Jones. > > > > > > > > > > "Jesus!" Mrs. Jones cried out as her husband jabbed her in the leg > > >with > > > > > the > > > > > sharp object, > > > > > > > > > > "Yes! You are correct, Mrs. Jones!" came the minister's quick reply. > > > > > > > > > > Soon, Mrs. Jones nodded off again. And again, the minister noticed. > > > > > > > > > > "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning toward > > > > > Mr.Jones. > > > > > > > > > > "My God!" howled Mrs. Jones as she was stuck again with the pin. > > > > > > > > > > "Right again!" bellowed the minister, a slight grin on his face. > > > > > > > > > > Before long, Mrs. Jones again winked off. However, this time the > > >minister > > > > > did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a > few > > > > > hand > > > > > gestures. > > > > > > > > > > The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him > > >his > > > > > 99th son?" > > > > > > > > > > As Mr. Jones enthusiastically poked his wife's thigh with the hatpin > > > > > piercing her skin she screamed, "You stick that thing in me one more > > >time > > > > > and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" > > > > > > > > > > "Amen!" replied all the women in the congregation. > > > > > > > > > > > >__________________________________________________________________________ > > > > The information contained in this email communication may be > > >confidential. > > >You > > > > should only read, disclose, re-transmit, copy, distribute, act in > > >reliance > > >on or > > > > commercialise the information if you are authorised to do so. If you > are > > >not the > > > > intended recipient of this email communication, please notify us > > >immediately by > > > > email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or reply by email direct to the > sender > > > > and then destroy any electronic or paper copy of this message. Any > > >views > > > > expressed in this email communication are those of the individual > > >sender, > > >except > > > > where the sender specifically states them to be the views of a member > of > > >the > > > > National Australia Bank Group of companies. The National Australia > Bank > > >Group > > > > of companies does not represent, warrant or guarantee that the > integrity > > >of this > > > > communication has been maintained nor that the communication is free > of > > >errors, > > > > virus or interference. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp > > > >
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