----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, December 17, 2001 12:04 PM Subject: Proverbs
> > A first grade teacher collected Proverbs. > She gave each child in her class the first half of a Proverb and asked them > to come up with the remainder of the Proverb. > > Their insight may surprise you: > > Better to be safe > than.......................................................punch a 5th > grader > Strike while the > ...............................................................bug is close > It's always darkest > before.................................................Daylight Savings Time > Never underestimate the power of...................................termites > You can lead a horse to water but....................................how? > Don't bite the hand > that...................................................looks dirty > No news > is........................................................................im > possible > A miss is as good as > a.......................................................Mr. > You can't teach an old dog new........................................math > If you lie down with dogs, > you'll.......................................stink in the morning > Love all, > trust....................................................................me > The pen is mightier than > the..............................................pigs > An idle mind > is..................................................................the best > way to relax > Where there's smoke > there's..............................................pollution > Happy the bride > who.........................................................gets all the > presents > A penny saved > is...............................................................not much > Two's company, > three's.....................................................the Musketeers > Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and........you have to blow > your nose > None are so blind > as..........................................................Stevie Wonder > Children should be seen and > not.......................................spanked or grounded > If at first you don't > succeed...............................................get new batteries > When the blind leads the blind..........................................get > out of the way > > And the favourite... > Better late than...........................pregnant > > > > > Disclaimer. > > This e-mail is private and confidential. If you are not the intended > recipient, please advise us by return e-mail immediately, and delete > the e-mail and any attachments without using or disclosing the > contents in any way. The views expressed in this e-mail are those > of the author, and do not represent those of this company unless > this is clearly indicated. > > You should scan this e-mail and any attachments for viruses. > > This company accepts no liability for any direct or indirect > damage or loss resulting from the use of any attachments to this e-mail. > > -- This mailing list is sponsored by ACE Graphics. Visit <http://www.acegraphics.com.au> to subscribe or unsubscribe.
