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To Be 6 Again
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her
birthday. "I'd love to be six
again," she replied. On the morning of
her birthday, he got her up bright
and early and off they went to a
local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the
park: the Death Slide, the
Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear
-everything there was! Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of
the theme park, her head reeling and
her stomach upside down. Right
to a McDonald's they went, where her husband
ordered her a Big Mac
along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
shake.
Then
it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot
dogs,
popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she
wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He
leaned over and
lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being
six again?"
One eye slowly opened, and then the wife said, "You
idiot, I meant my dress
size."
The moral of this story: Even
when the man is listening, he's still gonna
get it
wrong.
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