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This is an oldie but a goodie. Cheers Rhonda,
regards, Lois
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Sent: Saturday, September 21, 2002 10:27
AM
Subject: [ozmidwifery] Fw: Fwd: It isn't
easy getting old
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Just for a giggle!
Rhonda
Getting Old
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a
sperm count. The
doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this
jar home and bring back a
semen sample tomorrow."
The
next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained: "Well, doc,
it's like this -- First I tried with my
right hand, but nothing. Then
I tried with my left hand, but
still nothing. Then I asked my wife for
help. She tried with
her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She
tried with
her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
out,
and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next
door and she
tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit
and she even tried
squeezin' it between her knees, but still
nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your
neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter
what we tried, we still
couldn't get the jar open."
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