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Now who was the joke on really...
POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR.
A blonde went into a
world wide message center to
send a message to her mother overseas.
When the
man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed:
"I don't
have $30, but I'd do ANYTHING to get a
message to my mother."
The
man arched an eyebrow and said "Anything?"
"Yes, yes, ANYTHING" the
blonde promised.
"Well, then, just follow me" said the man as
he
walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and
followed the
man.
"Come in and close the door" the man said.
She
did.
"Now get on your knees."
She did.
"Now undo my
zipper."
She did.
"Now go ahead . take it out .."
She reached in
and grabbed it with both hands ...
then paused. The man closed his eyes
and whispered,
"Well, go ahead."
The blonde slowly brought her mouth
closer...and
while holding it close to her lips tentatively
said...
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"Hello,
Mom can you hear
me?"
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