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Sent: Friday, October 11, 2002 8:19
PM
Subject: [ozmidwifery] Zen thoughts
Some
enlightenment for your
day!.....>
>
> ZEN
THOUGHTS
>
> Save the whales.
Collect the whole set.
>
> A day
without sunshine is like, night.
>
>
On the other hand, you have different
fingers.
>
> I just got lost in
thought. It was unfamiliar
territory.
>
> 42.7 percent of all
statistics are made up on the
spot.
>
> 99 percent of lawyers give
the rest a bad name.
>
> I feel like
I'm diagonally parked in a parallel
universe.
>
> Honk if you love peace
and quiet.
>
> Remember, half the
people you know are below
average.
>
> He who laughs last
thinks slowest.
>
> Depression is
merely anger without enthusiasm.
>
>
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets
the
cheese.
>
>
> I drive
way too fast to worry about
cholesterol.
>
> Support bacteria.
They're the only culture some people
have.
>
> Monday is an awful way to
spend 1/7 of your week.
>
> A clear
conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.
>
> Change is inevitable,
except from vending machines.
>
>
Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great
trade!
>
> Plan to be spontaneous
tomorrow.
>
> Always try to be
modest, and be proud of it!
>
> If
you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of
payments.
>
> How many of you
believe in telekinesis? Raise my
hand...
>
> OK, so what's the speed
of dark?
>
> How do you tell when
you're out of invisible ink?
>
> If
everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked
>
something.
>
> When everything is
coming your way, you're in the wrong
lane.
>
> Hard work pays off in the
future. Laziness pays off now.
> Everyone
has a photographic memory. Some just don't have
film.
>
> If Barbie is so popular,
why do you have to buy her
friends?
>
> Eagles may soar, but
weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.
>
> What happens if you get
scared half to death twice?
>
> I
used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling
out.
>
> I couldn't repair your
brakes, so I made your horn
louder.
>
> Why do psychics have to
ask you for your name?
>
> When was
the last time that a psychic won the
lottery?
>
> Inside every older
person is a younger person wondering what the
heck
>
happened.
>
