[ozmidwifery] Zen thoughts

[Pinky McKay]

Some enlightenment for your day!.....> > >      ZEN THOUGHTS > >      Save the whales. Collect the whole set. > >      A day without sunshine is like, night. > >      On the other hand, you have different fingers. > >      I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. > >      42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. > >      99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. > >      I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. > >      Honk if you love peace and quiet. > >      Remember, half the people you know are below average. > >      He who laughs last thinks slowest. > >      Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. > >      The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. > > >      I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. > >      Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. > >      Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week. > >      A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. > >      Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. > >      Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade! > >      Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. > >      Always try to be modest, and be proud of it! > >      If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. > >      How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand... > >      OK, so what's the speed of dark? > >      How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? > >      If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked >      something. > >      When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. > >      Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. >      Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. > >      If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? > >      Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. > >      What happens if you get scared half to death twice? > >      I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. > >      I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. > >      Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? > >      When was the last time that a psychic won the lottery? > >      Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck >      happened. >