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Oh how true!
Rhonda
How the World Works
Let's see if I understand how
the world works lately...
;)
If a man cuts
his finger off
while slicing salami at
work,
he blames the
restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family
blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving
home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without
manners,
you blame
television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged
madman,
you blame the
gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him
instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long
to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked
in front of this computer,
I want you to
blame Bill Gates...okay?
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