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Not a bad bunch for the w/e.
Luv
Rhonda.
He Said....She Said...
(10) He said..."I don't know why you
wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
" She said..."You wear
briefs, don't you?">
(9) She said..."What do you mean by coming home
half drunk?"
He said... "It's not my fault...I ran out of
money."
(8) He said... "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to
make love
to you in the worst way.
" She said..."Well, you
succeeded."
(7) He said... "Two inches more, and I would be king.
"
She said..."Two inches less, and you'd be a queen."
(6) On wall in
ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere.
" Written just below
it: "I do not."
(5) He said... "Shall we try a different position
tonight?
" She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the
ironing board while I sit
on the sofa and fart."
(4) Priest said...
"I don' t think you will ever find another man like
your late
husband.
" She said... "Who's gonna look?"
(3) He said...
"What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?" "She
said..."Turn sideways and look in the mirror. "
(2) He said ... "Let's
go out and have some fun tonight."
"She said...Okay, but if you get
home before I do, leave the hallway light on."
And the number
(1)
He said... "Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
"
She said..."I would, but you said not to call you at work.
"
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