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What can I say! These
gave me a laugh. Rhonda
Actual School Absence
Excuse Notes
These are excuse notes from parents (including
original spelling) collected by schools from all over the
country.
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take
P.E. today. Please execute him.
2. Please excuse Lisa for being
absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3. Dear School: Please
ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also
33.
4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
administrating.
5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has
been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
hurt in the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today
because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chris will
not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse
Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Please excuse
Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the
shits. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]
12. Please excuse Tommy
for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
13.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14. Please
excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
15. I kept
Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know
what size she wear.
16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school
yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we
found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
17. Sally won't be in
school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
18. My
daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend
with the Marines.
19. Please excuse Jason for being absent
yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20. Please
excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
gramps.
21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a
gangover.
22. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the
doctor.
23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a
fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick,
fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all
over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be
something going around, her father even got hot last night.
24.
Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father
is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the
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