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Thanks Janet
- Brilliant!
Rhonda.
We've all heard about
what would have happened if there had been Three Wise Women instead of
Three Wise Men.
They would have asked
directions,
Arrived on time,
Helped deliver the
baby,
Cleaned the stable,
made a casserole,
brought practical
gifts and
there would be Peace
On Earth!
Cute, but do you know
what would have happened if there had been Three Wise Gay Men
instead. They would have done a fabulous parade towards the big "B"
in full auburn/gold sequined gowns to match the low "Star of Bethlehem"
lighting. Arrived early. Helped deliver the baby AND dressed it up in a
gorgeous buttercream-colored 100% cotton throw.
Cleaned the stable AND
redecorated it in a "western" theme to match the animals.
Would not have made a
casserole but a flawless entree of chilean sea bass dusted in cocoa powder
with guatemalan mangoes in a light chutney mix, mashed potatoes with a
light cream fennel sauce and anjou pears with yogurt, cream cheese and
Grand Marnier swirls,topped off with a caff/half caff cappuccino con
panna. The practical gifts would have included items from the new Martha
Stewart Living collection. Peace? How can you have peace when the entire
night just screams for a drag number? And, they would have brought enough
aromatic herbs, spices and potions to kill a small
elephant.
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