Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst
blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin.
And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and
anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and
large chu...

Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the
number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.

Brother Maynard: Amen.

http://tektonten.blogspot.com/2008/12/holy-hand-grenade-of-antioch-papercraft.html
-- 
Mike Hungerford
http://users.sdccu.net/chthulhu2/models.html
Kore de ii no da.

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