ARTHUR: Right! One!... Two!... Five! GALAHAD: Three, sir! ARTHUR: Three! [angels sing] [boom]
On Dec 11, 11:02 pm, "Mike Hungerford" <[email protected]> wrote: > Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one. > > Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, > saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst > blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. > And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and > anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and > large chu... > > Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... > > Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the > Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three > shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting > shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, > excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the > number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou > thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty > in my sight, shall snuff it. > > Brother Maynard: Amen. > > http://tektonten.blogspot.com/2008/12/holy-hand-grenade-of-antioch-pa... > -- > Mike Hungerfordhttp://users.sdccu.net/chthulhu2/models.html > Kore de ii no da. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Papermodels II" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/Papermodels?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
