> I'm planning on forming my own cult for the expressed purpose of being > suppressed by Chinese communists. We're just gonna hang out and smoke dope > all day. We're calling ourselves the Falun Bong.
Mark, Speaking of Bong, there's a place on the road to Chicago called the "Bong Recreation Area," named after a WWII flying ace or some such. I was at a gas station off the interstate over Christmas, when this young kid comes in with this big smile on his face. He asks the clerk, "what and where is the 'Bong Recreation Area'? I've _got_ to get a picture of this for my friends!!" The clerk gave him directions and off he went... <g> --Mike
