That has to be the best o' the lot so far.  Thanks, Tan.  :)

chris


On Sat, 3 Jan 2004, Tanya Mayer Photography wrote:

> Chris asked... "How do you pronounce "whinging"?  I assume it's wine-ing,
> but I keep saying win-jing in my head."
>
> then, Bob said: "Australians pronounce 'bastards' wonderfully. That's why we
> whinge so much - we just love to listen to their cute little accent"
>
> followed by Franks image of fairygirl in a, *gulp* cheerleader's outfit...
> *eek*...
>
> and then, Chris's observations of fairygirl "complaining about her puppies
> or something"...
>
> it gets worse... cause then, Bob W chimes in with his FANTASTIC explanation
> of the definition and history behind the terminology "bloody whinging pommy
> bastards" and adviced that fairygirl could "remove her cheerleader's outfit
> now" *double EEK*...
>
> to which Graywolf added his very concise, and accurate definition of the
> aforementioned terminology...
>
> and then, Cotty, the only one who apparently is talking ANY sense at all,
> sums it all up with "World Goes Mad - Official"...
>
> WHAT a fantastic way to wake up in the morning, I came to my 'puter and
> literally laughed my way through breakfast.  You guys are so hilarious, and
> have just increased my motivation to get to GFM about 10-fold...
>
> Ok, seems that there is an Aussie accent lesson in order here...
>
> The terminology is pronounced as follows in my "neck o' the woods" (thanks
> for the quote Al Rocker...), hehe...
>
> ....drum-roll please...
>
> "blud-dee win-jin' pom-ee baar-stads!" (with emphasis on the EXCLAMATION
> mark!) lol...
>
> meaning as follows in said context:
>
> "bloody" - please place emphasis on the following terminology, and know that
> it is said with passion...
>
> "whinging" - a verbal occurance that happens frequently and continuously,
> usually a complaint of sorts, that is both annoying and punishable with
> violence toward the whinger, if repeated frequently and continuously
> enough... (the point at which it reaches "enough" is decided upon at the
> discretion of the whingee...")
>
> "pommy" - an individual of English descent, usually with fair skin, pink
> cheeks, and generally assumed to have a very strange concept of bathing...
>
> "bastard" - an australian colloquial, generally meaning "whinging pommy", so
> really, a tautology when used in conjunction with the above defined terms,
> *however*, in typical australian form, it generally has many meanins and can
> also be taken as a term of endearance when used in an altogether separate
> context... eg.  "how ya goin', ya fat bastard?", usually accompanied by a
> friendly slap on the back, and said as the recipient is being offered a
> seat, and having a "coldie" forced into his awaiting palm.  This term has
> also been known to be used in context with display of the typically
> Australian "tall poppy syndrome", when someone achieves at a high level of
> their chosen vocation, phrased as follows "'friggin' lucky bastard, how did
> he/she manage to get THAT far/famous/rich etc?!?"
>
> hope this clears some things up for you, obviously uneducated mob of
> vegemite hating, pentax loving, bloody hooligans...
>
> hooroo...! <VBG>
>
> tan.  *as she ducks for cover*
>

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