rofl! Good one Mark.. Ryan
----- Original Message ----- From: "Mark Roberts" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, July 28, 2004 3:01 AM Subject: Re: OT: Tans prattling again (RE: not particularly Re: Digital vs Film) > frank theriault <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > >Hell, I don't know what any of these words mean. I > >just think they sound cool... > > From various sources: > > Abdicate: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. > > Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've > accidentally walked through a spider web. > > Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom > at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. > > Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas > from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of > breaking down in the near future. > > Cashtration: The act of buying something so expensive it renders you > financially impotent for an indefinite period. > > Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit > you're eating. > > Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only > things that are good for you. > > Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they > come at you rapidly. > > Flatulance: The emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run > over by a steamroller. > > Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of > getting laid. > > Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. > > Glibido: All talk and no action. > > Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. > > Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. > > Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. > > Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you > realize it was your money to start with. > > Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really > bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a > serious bummer. > > Lymph: To walk with a lisp. > > Negligent: Describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the > door in your nightie. > > Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) > > Pokemon: A Jamaican proctologist. > > Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. > > Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person > who doesn't get it. > > > > -- > Mark Roberts > Photography and writing > www.robertstech.com > >
