Paul Stenquist wrote:
In truth, the Bosox have already broke the curse of the Bambino, because it's been superseded by a far more powerful curse -- a curse that was explained in a recent NY Times article. This much more deadly jinx is called the "X Factor." What it amounts to is this: The team that has more ex Cubs on their roster will lose.

This arrived in my e-joke mail this morning. Enjoy!

-- Stephen

> Just in case we need to remember how bad it can be... here are 20 major
> events that have occurred since the Chicago Cubs last laid claim to a
> World Series championship:
>
> 1. Radio was invented. (Cubs fans get to hear their team lose.)
> 2. TV was invented. (Cubs fans get to see their team lose.)
> 3. Baseball added 14 teams. (Cubs fans get to see and hear their team
>    lose to more clubs.)
> 4. George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th,
>    80th, 90th and 100th birthdays.
> 5. Halley's comet passed Earth - twice.
> 6. Harry Caray was born... and died.
> 7. The NBA, NHL, NFL, IHL, and ISL were formed. (Each of those Chicago
>    teams have each won championships.)
> 8. Man landed on the moon (as have several home runs
>    given up by Cubs pitchers).
> 9. Sixteen U.S. presidents were elected.
> 10. There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution.
> 11. Prohibition was created and repealed.
> 12. The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became
>     the subject of major motion pictures. The latter giving Cubs fans
>     hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top.
> 13. Wrigley Field was built and becomes the oldest park in the National League.
> 14. Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the
>     team's future World Series pennants. (Those flag poles have since rusted
>     and been taken down.)
> 15. A combination of 40 Summer and Winter Olympic games have been held.
> 16. Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown. (Several
>     thanked Cubs pitchers.)
> 17. Bell-bottoms came in style, went out of style, and came back in.
> 18. The Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox, Arizona Diamondbacks and the
>     Florida Marlins have all won the World Series.
> 19. The Cubs played 14,153 regular-season games. (They lost the
>     majority of them.)
> 20. Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma, and New Mexico were added to the
>     Union.
>
> Go Cubbies!



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