Ummmm.... Your point?
William Robb
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May all time favorite man joke:
What does a man think is a six course meal?
========== a six-pack
Followed by some I just got off a web page:
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys watching a football game.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they
don't work.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the
screwing part.
What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A power failure.
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
I disagree with keith, I think ethnic and racial jokes were based on true
belief in what people were joking about: that Poles were stupid, that Jews were
greedy, that Blacks were lazy, shiftless, and thieves. I grew up in a very
suburban Caucasian community and I remember people cracking those jokes, and there
was true belief in those stereotypes (which in their minds made the jokes
okay) and a real hint, or more than a hint of meanness behind them.
The last person who made an offensive Black joke in my presence, I threw out
of my house. Well, I told him I would if he made one more. He didn't believe
me, so he made one more. And I did. That was back in the mid eighties, and
personally, I am glad those days are behind us. We don't need that kind of c___.
Ta, Ta, Have a Nice Day, Marnie :-)
