Since I suffer from most of those ailments (death eminent but so far excluded), perhaps the red thing will only improve my precarious state.
Shel (will take two red things and drink plenty of fluids) > [Original Message] > From: John Celio > That red thing is a rare manufacturing defect in many digital cameras. If > your camera arrives with that red thing on it, send it back immediately. > Many unfortunate users of such defective cameras have reported negative > side-effects such as hand cramps, sudden hot flashes, hemorrhoids, lack of a > decent sex life, fallen arches, death, and mild narcolepsy.
