Kevin, you forgot one: Us COFs (Crusty Old Farts) will now be referred to only as "Sir", and _are never_ wrong. When we disagree with each other it is called a right to our own opinion. If a non-COF disagrees with us, they are merely ignorant. This will promptly squelch most arguments/flames.
Don COF (Honorary) ;-) > -----Original Message----- > From: Kevin Waterson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, March 08, 2006 2:09 PM > To: [email protected] > Subject: Re: PDML Flame Wars - was "Re: which camera to buy?" > > > This one time, at band camp, Colin J <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > What the List really needs is effective > > moderation that would curtail childish nonsense > > long before it gets to this stage. Until that > > happens, Pentax would be wasting their time > > listening to us. > > I agree. > Only pro-Pentax mails should be allowed. > You must earn min $40k p/a using pentax to be eligible to post. > If you own another brand camera you must never mention it and > Pentax in the same sentence. > All film bodies will no longer be regarded as PRO Level. > The Brotherhood (and sisterhood) to be abolished. > Discussion of Darkroom chemicals will be regarded as terrorism. > Victor Hasselblads 100th birthday is today. > Pentax employees and sales reps may not use a .sig file > Discussion of 3rd party lenses to be limited to companies > affiliated with Pentax. > Speculation of any sort is to be shunned. > Humour to be limited to sarcasm at about other companies. > NO SEX! This is Pentax. > Offensive posts will be regarded as any that do not mention > Pentax a minimun of 12 times. > If you have a problem with a Pentax Camera it should not be > mentioned here. > The moderator reserves the right to edit all postings to maintain > a pro-pentax perspective > BLAME DENMARK! > The history of Pentax now begins with the release of the *istD. > Disclaimers in .sig files are deemed inappropriate. (see disclaimer) > No posting should appear offensive to women, ethnic or racial > minorities, small rodents, or cartoon characters. > All posts will be encrypted. every letter is shifted 13 places. > a->n, B->O, M->Z, o->b, etc > > > You can use this as a basis for the moderation of the new mailing > list. I thouht instead > of PDML it could be called PPPP (Pentax Pentax Pentax Pentax). > > > enjoy. > Kevin > > > -- > "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. > Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." >
