Good laugh, Bob. Your timing couldn't be better from a Norwegian POV, as the local government currently undertakes a grand-scale rehersal on a terror scenario. It involves health personnel, police, press, public transport personnel, etc. Several places in town has suffered a terribly well organised mess...:-)
Jostein On 10/17/06, Bob Shell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > For all you travelers confused over security levels: > > EU Security Threat Levels – an update > > The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and > have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, > though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or > even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the > Blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have > been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance". The last > time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during > the Great Fire of 1666. > > Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised > its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher > levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was > precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag > factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability. > > It's not only the English and the French that are on a heightened > level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout > Loudly and Excitedly" to Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more > levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides". > > The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful > Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They also > have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose". > > Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the > only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. > > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > [email protected] > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net
