I waltz through security and customs. I guess because
I look so sweet and innocent. Perhaps the terrorists
also looked sweet and innocent. I think I would have
no problems getting weapons through.
So far I have smuggled an icecream container from the
plane from Australia, in the midst of foot&mouth and
BSE. They didn't even xray my bag. But what the heck.
The icecream was made in my F&M and BSE-free country
(which I am not mentioning due to paranoia), and I
wasn't going near any farms.
Also some sea-shells and some type of nut from Noumea.
It is not too hard.
Glad to hear of your escape, Paul.
Jody.
--- PAUL STENQUIST <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Airport security is a joke. I have frequently
> boarded flights with my
> large, lead-lined film bag in my briefcase --
> unchecked. Sometimes they
> look at it. Frequently they open my bag but don't
> bother to look inside
> the lead-lined bag. Airport security is an entry
> level job: little pay.
> little education. That, of course, will change now.
> At least for the
> time being.
> By the way, I was on the runway at Detroit Metro
> when the attack
> began. My flight was headed for Mexico City, and had
> just started to
> move down the runway when the pilot suddenly eased
> off the throttle,
> stopped the plane, and headed back to the gate. I'm
> glad it didn't leave
> the ground. I kept thinking how General Motors would
> have been a worthy
> target for these lunatics.
> It's good to be home tonight.
> Paul
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