On Mon, 8 Jan 2007 21:43:19 -0000
"Bob W" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> England, of course. 
> 
> A civilising force for the good of all mankind. Welcomed with open
> arms the world over for several hundred years, our friendly dominion
> was universally loved by the people of all nations who invited us to
> govern their helpless little countries and teach their people the
> benefits of tea-time, grey flannels and a sporting fair chance for all
> (which even now we continue to extend to our charmingly uncouth
> antipodean cousins). 
> 
> We never asked for anything for ourselves, but devoted the flower of
> each generation to the charitable work of ridding your nations of the
> pestilence of rubber, spices, oil, coffee, cotton, minerals and other
> undesirable commodities.
> 
> Finally we handed it all back to you whenever you asked, and there
> were never any angry words between us, just the warm glow of
> satisfaction that a father feels when his stupidest child finally
> learns to read.

bob, have you ever read a book called 'the men who ruled india" by a
certain philip mason? i believe someone came out with a sequel too. just
curious... the humour quotient is nowhere near yours but if you don't
watch out you'll get a copyright infringement notice from one of his
heirs (if any)... :))

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