On 10/5/07, ann sanfedele <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Mark Roberts wrote:
>
> >ann sanfedele wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> >>Then I turned on the Tv (watching old movies and tv shows is what I
> >>need to fall asleep) and an old WALKER, TEXAS RANGER
> >>show came on. It starred Chuck Norris. I kept thinking how much
> >>Norris looked like someone I knew -- but who was it?
> >>
> >>Then it hit me... and I dozed off a while later... don't remember
> >>seeing the end of the show.
> >>
> >>
> >
> >A guy at a sub shop once gave me a discount on my sandwich because he
> >thought I resembled Chuck Norris.
> >
> and he was right!
>
> >Strange but true.
> >
> We should get you into one of those celebrity lookalike things!
Speaking of Chuck Norris. Did you know:
1) Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
2) There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck
Norris allows to live.
3) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4) The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5) There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6) Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7) The leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart Disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
8) Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
10) Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
11) Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
12) Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks
and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction
was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took
his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every
second Wednesday of the month.
13) A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied,
"Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his
name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing
this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck
Norris.
Cheers,
Dave
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