Perry Pellechia wrote: > Someone had to do this. > > The Lens Police > (Sung to the tune of Cheap Trick' Dream Police) > > The lens police, they always look at my glass. > The lens police, there always on my ass. > The lens police, theyre coming to arrest me, oh no. > > You know that glass is not cheap, and those zooms aint nice. > And when I compose a scene I what it framed just right > > cause theyre waiting for me. > Theyre looking for me. > Evry single shot theyre driving me insane. > It's worse than ISO6400 film grain. > > The lens police, they always look at my glass. > (always look at my glass) > The lens police, there always on my ass. > (always on my ass) > The lens police, theyre coming to arrest me, oh no. > > Well, I cant shot sunsets, cause theyre flaring on me. > And the scene I see has really bad backlight, backlight. > > cause theyre waiting for me. > Theyre looking for me. > Evry single shot theyre driving me insane. > It's worse than ISO6400 film grain. > > I try to focus, theyre wide angles, they show keystone. > They don't stopdown, hyper-focus or halftone. > They purple fringe, back focus and make me groan. > They are all pixel-peepers who just like to moan. > > cause theyre waiting for me. > Theyre looking for me. > Evry single shot theyre driving me insane. > It's worse than ISO6400 film grain. > > The lens police, they always look at my glass. > The lens police, there always on my ass. > The lens police, theyre coming to arrest me, oh no. >
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