Someone had to do this. The Lens Police (Sung to the tune of Cheap Trick' Dream Police)
The lens police, they always look at my glass. The lens police, there always on my ass. The lens police, theyre coming to arrest me, oh no. You know that glass is not cheap, and those zooms aint nice. And when I compose a scene I what it framed just right cause theyre waiting for me. Theyre looking for me. Evry single shot theyre driving me insane. It's worse than ISO6400 film grain. The lens police, they always look at my glass. (always look at my glass) The lens police, there always on my ass. (always on my ass) The lens police, theyre coming to arrest me, oh no. Well, I cant shot sunsets, cause theyre flaring on me. And the scene I see has really bad backlight, backlight. cause theyre waiting for me. Theyre looking for me. Evry single shot theyre driving me insane. It's worse than ISO6400 film grain. I try to focus, theyre wide angles, they show keystone. They don't stopdown, hyper-focus or halftone. They purple fringe, back focus and make me groan. They are all pixel-peepers who just like to moan. cause theyre waiting for me. Theyre looking for me. Evry single shot theyre driving me insane. It's worse than ISO6400 film grain. The lens police, they always look at my glass. The lens police, there always on my ass. The lens police, theyre coming to arrest me, oh no. On Thu, Apr 10, 2008 at 3:05 PM, Mark Roberts <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > http://www.cafepress.com/robertstech.215324209# > > ;-) > > (BTW: I just mailed out a check to the National Childhood Cancer > Foundation today) > > > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > [email protected] > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and > follow the directions. > -- <----------------------------------------------------> Perry Pellechia Primary email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Alternate email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Home Page: http://homer.chem.sc.edu/perry <----------------------------------------------------> -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
