Dear Operator of that Big Flashy Thing:
Well, look here: my arachnid mates & I have been here a lot longer than you humanoid interlopers, and we're tired of your voyeuristic technology with its relentless objectification of everything in sight. It's your hegemonic condescension, which makes you all have such bad manners. So there! I'll leap wherever I want, you, you unrelenting-objectifier. The Spider in your bedroom ----- Original Message ----- From: "D. Glenn Arthur Jr." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Sunday, June 08, 2008 2:02 PM Subject: Dear Spider > Dear Spider In My Bedroom, > > Thank you for confirming my suspicion than you > are a spider-who-hunts-by-leaping, rather than > a spider-who-traps-prey-in-webs, but I do have > a complaint. > > Leaping onto the barrel of my lens while I am > trying to take your photograph is _cheating_. > Get your eight hairy legs back out in _front_ > of the lens where you belong, you obstinate > arachnid! > > Hmph! > > -- the operator of > that big flashy > thing > > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > [email protected] > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and > follow the directions. > -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
