Christine Aguila <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Dear Operator of that Big Flashy Thing:
>
> Well, look here: my arachnid mates & I have been here a lot longer than you
> humanoid interlopers, and we're tired of your voyeuristic technology with
> its relentless objectification of everything in sight. It's your hegemonic
> condescension, which makes you all have such bad manners. So there! I'll
> leap wherever I want, you, you unrelenting-objectifier.
>
> The Spider in your bedroom
Dear Spider,
If you don't want to be objectified, stay out of my bedro--
wait, wait, that didn't come out right ...
Look, the cat was invited[*]; you're a trespasser. But
since you've stumbled into a photographer's lair, the phrase
"trespassers will be shot" only connotes inconvenience, not
bodily harm. Or if you like, I'm allowing to exhange modelling
fees for rent.
-- Unrelenting Objectif...
wait, that still sounds
wrong...
[*] Okay, if you're going to nitpick, she came into the house
and declared[**] it, and me, hers. But she and I have managed to
come to an agreement on that.
[**] All right, all right, even more nitpickily, she didn't so
much _declare_ it as act as though it went without saying.
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