On 26/11/08, mike wilson, discombobulated, unleashed: >A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad >attitude and an even worse vocabulary. > >Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious or profane. John >tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying >only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think >of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he >yelled at the parrot in his frustration. > >The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier >and even more rude. John, in desperation, grabbed the bird and put him >in the freezer, hoping to calm him. For a few minutes the parrot >squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. >Not a peep >was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John >quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out >onto John's outstretched arms and meekly said, >"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. >I'm sincerely remorseful for my transgressions and I fully intend to do >everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." > >John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about >to ask the parrot what had caused such a dramatic change in his behavior >the bird continued, >"May I ask what the turkey did?"
LOL Did you know there was a magician and his parrot aboard the Titanic? It was an annoying parrot though, and when not doing its duty at the appropriate time, would sadistically chirp up to the audience with hints of the magician's tricks, repeating phrases like "...she's under the table, under the table (squawk)..." and, "...it's up his sleeve, up his sleeve (squawk)..." As fate would have it, after the Titanic sank, the magician and the parrot ended up both clinging to the same piece of driftwood. The parrot was frantically looking around this way and that, and finally - defeated - said, "okay I give up. What did you do with the ship?" <rimshot> -- Cheers, Cotty ___/\__ || (O) | People, Places, Pastiche ||=====| http://www.cottysnaps.com _____________________________ -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
