LOL!
love it cut and pasted and sent off to a few friends... including one
parrot owner.
ann
mike wilson wrote:
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious or profane. John tried and tried
to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft
music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot in his frustration.
The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and
even more rude. John, in desperation, grabbed the bird and put him in the
freezer, hoping to calm him. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked
and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep
was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and meekly said,
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask
the parrot what had caused such a dramatic change in his behavior the bird
continued,
"May I ask what the turkey did?"
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