> > From: "Bob W" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: 2008/12/03 Wed PM 08:09:11 GMT > To: "'Pentax-Discuss Mail List'" <[email protected]> > Subject: RE: PESO: Silly rhymes > > > > > > > On 2/12/08, John Francis, discombobulated, unleashed: > > > > > > > A habit obscene and unsavoury > > > > holds the Bishop of Wessex in slavery. > > > > With maniacal howls > > > > he deflowers young owls > > > > which he keeps in an underground aviary. > > > > > > > > But the prior of Dunstan St. Just, > > > > overcome with erotical lust, > > > > raped the bishop's prize fowls > > > > (his treasured young owls) > > > > and a little green lizard, what bust. > > > > > > LOL > > > > > > These are hilarious. Never read them before. > > > > > "The Limerick" by Gershon Legman. All (and more than) you > > could ever imagine. > > http://www.amazon.com/Limerick-G-Legman/dp/0517139111 > > > > Keeping it rude and purple: > > When the deep purple falls in Kentucky > The locals expect to get lucky. > With their kith or their kin > They know that they're in > For long hours of family fucky
My all-time favourite, "A royal spasm in five fits" Authour unknown, I think. Linked - be warned that offensive and unpleasant language is at the end of this link. http://books.google.com/books?id=f3-O64MBeXsC&pg=PA153&lpg=PA153&dq=limerick+%22five+fits%22&source=web&ots=azRyC9FE9k&sig=C4dFau4B4_gFXRGk7u9FSTDVZB4&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=5&ct=result#PPA153,M1 ----------------------------------------- Email sent from www.virginmedia.com/email Virus-checked using McAfee(R) Software and scanned for spam -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
