> > > > On 2/12/08, John Francis, discombobulated, unleashed: > > > > > > > > > A habit obscene and unsavoury > > > > > holds the Bishop of Wessex in slavery. > > > > > With maniacal howls > > > > > he deflowers young owls > > > > > which he keeps in an underground aviary. > > > > > > > > > > But the prior of Dunstan St. Just, > > > > > overcome with erotical lust, > > > > > raped the bishop's prize fowls > > > > > (his treasured young owls) > > > > > and a little green lizard, what bust. > > > > > > > > LOL > > > > > > > > These are hilarious. Never read them before. > > > > > > > "The Limerick" by Gershon Legman. All (and more than) you > > > could ever imagine. > > > http://www.amazon.com/Limerick-G-Legman/dp/0517139111 > > > > > > > Keeping it rude and purple: > > > > When the deep purple falls in Kentucky > > The locals expect to get lucky. > > With their kith or their kin > > They know that they're in > > For long hours of family fucky > > My all-time favourite, "A royal spasm in five fits" Authour > unknown, I think. Linked - be warned that offensive and > unpleasant language is at the end of this link. > http://books.google.com/books?id=f3-O64MBeXsC&pg=PA153&lpg=PA1 > 53&dq=limerick+%22five+fits%22&source=web&ots=azRyC9FE9k&sig=C > 4dFau4B4_gFXRGk7u9FSTDVZB4&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=5& > ct=result#PPA153,M1
One of my favourites, from a Victorian parsonage no doubt, is: On a bank sat the bishop of Buckingham (you can see where this is leading...) Washing his balls - he was ducking 'em While admiring the stunts Of the ..... in the punts And the tricks of the pricks that were ...I'll leave the remainder as an exercise for the reader -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
