For those of you, especially, who missed 'em because you didn't want to
look at a cat photo :-)
They are all hilarious, I think ... but a couple of them will be
particularly appreciated by yaw'll who have
been around here for a while...
Here they are -- in the order they were received :
These are just people who as of now have provided a punchline...
editorial comments on same have
been left out:
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How many PDML members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(you guys write the punch line :-)
the punch lines delivered to our judges:
Joe McAlister wrote:
"Eight. One to hold the ladder, one to hold the flashlight, one to hold
the camera to document the deed, one to hold the off camera flash, one
to do the screwing, and three to edit the book, write the description,
and hang the show."
Ken Waller wrote:
"Depends if it has an aperature stimulator or not. "
David Savage wrote:
"How big is the light bulb & the PDML'ers who are going to screw in it?"
Bob W wrote thes two:
"None. We use bayonet mounts."
"None. We don't screw lightbulbs in, we encochleate illuminants."
Cotty wrote:
"Mark." [ I'm not sure if he was submitting a punch line or he just
like the bait I threw out.]
Dario wrote:
"All of them, and sometimes they are not enough ;-)"
Godders wrote: (really, this is what he wrote.... )
"None. Ice cream has no bones."
[ann misses obscure possibly literary reference , comic strip line, or
something.]
Mike Wilson wrote:
"One. The fifty eight others photograph everything from the lint in his
turnups to the particular stellar configuration in the sky outside."
Christine wrote:
"About 7: Ann would supervise. Marnie would install the lightbulb;
Ahmita (I apologize if I spelled your name wrong), Rebecca, and
Christine would act as support: hold the stool, hand Marnie the
lightbulb etc. Wendy would handle the dogs meant to keep the grumpy old
men at bay; and Allison would photograph the whole event with her newly
rented Fish-eye lens. We'd cheerfully chat the whole time and probably
have lunch afterward. :-) "
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As I said, these are all pretty terrific -
waiting for Mark, Cory , Brooks, Frank, Doug and Wheatfield to chime in
y'r editor du jour
ann
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