Takes two. One who is athletic and one who understands "clockwise".
Jack --- On Fri, 3/6/09, ann sanfedele <[email protected]> wrote: > From: ann sanfedele <[email protected]> > Subject: gathered punchlines fo the PDML lightbulb thingy > To: "Pentax-Discuss Mail List" <[email protected]> > Date: Friday, March 6, 2009, 2:24 PM > For those of you, especially, who missed 'em because you > didn't want to look at a cat photo :-) > > They are all hilarious, I think ... but a couple of them > will be particularly appreciated by yaw'll who have > been around here for a while... > > Here they are -- in the order they were received : These > are just people who as of now have provided a punchline... > editorial comments on same have > been left out: > > ================= > How many PDML members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? > > (you guys write the punch line :-) > > the punch lines delivered to our judges: > > Joe McAlister wrote: > "Eight. One to hold the ladder, one to hold the > flashlight, one to hold > the camera to document the deed, one to hold the off camera > flash, one > to do the screwing, and three to edit the book, write the > description, > and hang the show." > > Ken Waller wrote: > "Depends if it has an aperature stimulator or not. > " > > David Savage wrote: > > "How big is the light bulb & the PDML'ers who > are going to screw in it?" > > Bob W wrote thes two: > > "None. We use bayonet mounts." > > "None. We don't screw lightbulbs in, we > encochleate illuminants." > > Cotty wrote: > > "Mark." [ I'm not sure if he was submitting a > punch line or he just like the bait I threw out.] > > Dario wrote: > > "All of them, and sometimes they are not enough > ;-)" > > Godders wrote: (really, this is what he wrote.... ) > > "None. Ice cream has no bones." > > [ann misses obscure possibly literary reference , comic > strip line, or something.] > > Mike Wilson wrote: > > "One. The fifty eight others photograph everything > from the lint in his turnups to the particular stellar > configuration in the sky outside." > > Christine wrote: > > "About 7: Ann would supervise. Marnie would install > the lightbulb; Ahmita (I apologize if I spelled your name > wrong), Rebecca, and Christine would act as support: hold > the stool, hand Marnie the lightbulb etc. Wendy would > handle the dogs meant to keep the grumpy old men at bay; and > Allison would photograph the whole event with her newly > rented Fish-eye lens. We'd cheerfully chat the whole > time and probably have lunch afterward. :-) " > > ================================ > > As I said, these are all pretty terrific - > waiting for Mark, Cory , Brooks, Frank, Doug and Wheatfield > to chime in > > y'r editor du jour > > ann > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > [email protected] > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link > directly above and follow the directions. -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
