Marnie writes:
Cough. Drifting toward  sexism here.

Or maybe we can ask questions about the male model of the  same.

Will he put the toilet seat down?

I don't see any problem with that. Will SHE put the toilet seat back up when SHE's finished. Fair is fair.

Take out the  garbage without being asked to?

Sure. I'll even cook if she'll wash the dishes.

... or I'll wash the dishes if she'll cook.

I already do the laundry; sort whites from colors ... delicates from permanent press ... hot from cold water wash.

Shoot, I can even starch a shirt; put a knife edge crease in a pair of trousers and shine a pair of shoes to a mirror finish.

Ask for directions when  lost?

Sure. If I ever DO get lost.

Although, come to think of it, I never actually HAVE. After all, I can read a map.

I DID get really confused once ... when I tried to follow a woman's directions.

Just exactly WHICH store was it where you got those cute little strappy sling-back high-heel sandals? Or wait, was it the one where you got that slouchy snake skin multi-striped HOBO bag?

No, must have been the jeweler who had all those pretty sterling silver love bangles. Well, I'm pretty sure it was.

Maybe?

And WHAT exactly does "turn right" mean? Does it mean "turn right" or does it mean "NO, NO, I meant the OTHER way"?

No, I don't know what you meant, and if you wanted me to turn at that last intersection, you should have said something BEFORE we passed it.

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