There was this guy that wanted to get a family pet, but not just any
ordinary pet, so he went to the pet shop and decided on a talking parrot.
He brought the parrot home, and while the family circled round the cage
admiring their new addition to the family, the parrot said, "Hi, my name is
Gertrude, and I'm a prostitute."
Well, mom and dad freaked, and the kids giggled, but dad called the pet shop
to complain. The pet shop owner said, "well, take Gertrude to Father
Murphy. He has a parrot that is the most devote parrot I know. I have no
doubt Father Murphy's parrot will lead Gertrude to the good way--good clean
living."
Dad gave it a shot, headed over to the rectory, explained the situation to
Father Murphy, and placed Gertrude in the cage with the very devote parrot.
Sure enough, after a few minutes, Gertrude said, "Hi, my name is Gertrude
and I'm a prostitute."
and the devoted catholic parrot said, "Thank God, my prayers have been
answered."
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