He was just pineing for the fjords. Dave
On Sun, Aug 16, 2009 at 10:12 PM, Christine Aguila<[email protected]> wrote: > There was this guy that wanted to get a family pet, but not just any > ordinary pet, so he went to the pet shop and decided on a talking parrot. He > brought the parrot home, and while the family circled round the cage > admiring their new addition to the family, the parrot said, "Hi, my name is > Gertrude, and I'm a prostitute." > > Well, mom and dad freaked, and the kids giggled, but dad called the pet shop > to complain. The pet shop owner said, "well, take Gertrude to Father > Murphy. He has a parrot that is the most devote parrot I know. I have no > doubt Father Murphy's parrot will lead Gertrude to the good way--good clean > living." > > Dad gave it a shot, headed over to the rectory, explained the situation to > Father Murphy, and placed Gertrude in the cage with the very devote parrot. > > Sure enough, after a few minutes, Gertrude said, "Hi, my name is Gertrude > and I'm a prostitute." > > and the devoted catholic parrot said, "Thank God, my prayers have been > answered." > > Ooops, printer is unclogged now. Gotta go. > > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > [email protected] > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and > follow the directions. > -- Documenting Life in Rural Ontario. www.caughtinmotion.com http://brooksinthecountry.blogspot.com/ York Region, Ontario, Canada -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
