These are just AWFUL!! ;) Thanks.
Jack --- On Thu, 7/15/10, Ann Sanfedele <[email protected]> wrote: > From: Ann Sanfedele <[email protected]> > Subject: OT: Pun warning! > To: "Pentax-Discuss Mail List" <[email protected]> > Date: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 9:22 AM > 1. The > roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir > Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. > > > 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but > it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . > > 3. She > was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. > > > 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, > because it was a weapon of math disruption. > > 5. No > matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be > stationery. > > 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near > the road and was cited for littering. > > 7. A grenade > thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum > Blownapart. > > 8. Two silk worms had a race. They > ended up in a tie. > > 9. A hole has been found in the > nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. > > > 10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. > > 11. Two > hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said > to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' > > > 12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it > hit me. > > 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab > center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' > > 15. The short > fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at > large. > > 16. The man who survived mustard gas and > pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. > > 17. A > backward poet writes inverse. > > 18. In a democracy, > it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count > that votes. > > 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, > they got a taste of religion > > > a friend who knows my sense of humor sent me these - > enjoy > (apologies to those who ahve seen them already elsewhere) > > ann > > > > -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > [email protected] > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link > directly above and follow the directions. > -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
