These are funny, Ann. I especially like 18. In a democracy, it's your
vote that counts. In feudalism, it's
your count that votes. Cheers, Christine
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From: "Ann Sanfedele" <[email protected]>
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Sent: Thursday, July 15, 2010 11:22 AM
Subject: OT: Pun warning!
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
> > 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it
turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
> > 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber
> > band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because
it was a weapon of math disruption.
> > 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be
stationery.
> > 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.
> > 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.
> > 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole has
> > been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking into it.
> > 10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 11. Two hats were hanging
> > on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat
said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
> > 12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
> > 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the
Grass.'
> > 15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.
> > 16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.
> > 17. A backward poet writes inverse. 18. In a democracy, it's your vote
> > that counts. In feudalism, it's
your count that votes.
> > 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion
a friend who knows my sense of humor sent me these - enjoy
(apologies to those who ahve seen them already elsewhere)
ann
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