I never did trust old women. Especially the ones that carry swords. Or wear chicken shirts.
On Tue, Feb 15, 2011 at 11:41 AM, Daniel J. Matyola <[email protected]> wrote: > This comes from an attorney on one of my online discussion groups: > > My stepmother was planning to visit her son in Florida last month, and > her children pleaded with her to fly instead of drive, as she'd > planned to do. "Mom, you're 82 years old, you don't need to be > driving by yourself 10 hours ..." Much grumping, but OK. Now she > hasn't flown since before 9/11, so her daughter is trying to educate > her -- no scissors, no liquids, you know the drill. "And Mom, take a > cane with you, OK?" "I don't need a cane." "Mom, please, you might > have to stand in line a long time, no telling how long you'll have to > be on your feet, just humor me, OK?" More grumping, but OK. On the > day, she grabs one of my dad's old canes from a stand near the front > door. > > My wife drops her off at the airport, and about a half hour later she > gets a call. "I've been detained by TSA." "What? What on earth > for?" my wife asks. "That damn cane had a SWORD in it!" > > > -- > Dan Matyola > http://www.pentaxphotogallery.com/danieljmatyola > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > [email protected] > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow > the directions. > -- Steve Desjardins -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
