The wife and I had a good laugh! Thanks for sharing. -- Bruce
Sent from my iPad > On Sep 24, 2013, at 6:03 PM, Godfrey DiGiorgi <[email protected]> wrote: > > i'm not to be held responsible ... > >> Puns For Educated Minds >> >> >> 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was >> Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. >> >> 2. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, >> but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . >> >> 3. She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still. >> >> 4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it >> was a weapon of math disruption. >> >> 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. >> >> 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. >> >> 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would >> result in Linoleum Blownapart. >> >> 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. >> >> 9. A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. >> The police are looking into it. >> >> 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. >> >> 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. >> >> 12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the >> other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' >> >> 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. >> >> 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' >> >> 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from >> prison was a small medium at large. >> >> 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and >> pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. >> >> 17. A backward poet writes inverse. >> >> 18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. >> In feudalism it's your count that votes. >> >> 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. >> >> 20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine . >> >> 21. A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess >> looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per >> passenger.' >> >> 22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, >> 'Dam!' >> x >> 23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the >> craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your >> kayak and heat it too. >> >> 24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other >> says, 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' >> >> 25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain >> during a root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. >> >> 26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at >> least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. > > Godfrey > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > [email protected] > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow > the directions. > -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
