On 13 Jan 2014, at 20:35, John <[email protected]> wrote: > >> On 1/13/2014 2:09 PM, Bruce Walker wrote: >> Who neatly dresses in office attire to go shooting? Not I. If you want >> Truth In Advertising the sales folk should all be dressed in Dumpy >> Photographer Attire. :-) Clothes that look like they've been slept in. >> Or those crazy million pocket sleeveless vests. (Anyone do that >> anymore?) Or, like me: black jeans and a well-worn sweater with pulled >> threads. > > I've got one of those vests. I don't use it anymore because it doesn't > have enough pockets. >
I have a patent pending on The Excelsior Gentleman Photographer's Stovepipe Hat. The top slides open to reveal a complex of internal tubage for storing long-to-medium telephoto objectives. The hat safely supports the weight of any stout gentleman who may care to stand upon it in order to raise himself above the common herd of pressmen, thus to secure an elevated vantage point. The topmost part of the hat is fitted with an interchangeable mounting system in the centre by which means it may be conveniently attached to an objective, providing a practical and convenient 'lens-hood' with non-reflecting inner surfaces of matt silk velour. The hat band is especially tailored to hold memorandum cards on which the gentleman has noted such technical information as the shutter speed and aperture, for example 10/6. First production run will be coming off the 3-D printers any time now. B -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List [email protected] http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
