How about these? Not the brightest crayon in the box A few apples shy of a barrel
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer And, here's one of my dear, departed dad's: He/She's so stupid, you could throw'em in the creek (prounced crik) and skim stupid for three weeks. ----- Original Message ----- From: "frank theriault" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, October 24, 2002 7:42 PM Subject: Re: Metaphors (Was Re: A funny problem with digital) > I don't know how this part of the thread got started, but it looks like > fun! Can I play? Okay: > > A few bricks short of a load. > > Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. > > Not the brightest bulb in the marquis (or is that marquee?). > > Not playing with a full deck. > > Must be a Pentax user. (Hey! How'd that one get in there?!?) <vbg> > > -frank > > >
