----- Original Message ----- From: Dan Scott Subject: Re: Whining about "Security"
> > On Friday, November 22, 2002, at 08:05 AM, William Robb wrote: > > > Don't bother. In order for your country to keep itself safe, you > > are going to have to annex Canada anyway. > > Oh no! The Canadians have "Weapons of Mass Destruction/the Mother of > All Oil Reserves", too? We have been secretly collecting acid rain that comes over the border from Detroit for several decades now. Saskatchewan has been the training ground for what we have affectionately been calling the "Go-fer Brigade. Equipped with rocket launchers carrying warheads of distilled acid rain, we have assembled a force of skilled warriors that will strike fear into the hearts of any and all attackers. Please see http://users.accesscomm.ca/wrobb/SaskArmy.jpg for a secret training photo of one of Canada's finest preparing to launch an attack on an unsuspecting target. William Robb