AHBENG STORIES > > > > Ahbeng to a long-distance telephone operator: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL > ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI AND LAS VEGAS?" > > Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..." > > Ahbeng: "THANK YOU," and puts down the phone. > > > > > > At a bar in New York, the man to Ahbeng's left tells the bartender, > > > "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." > > And the man's companion says, "JACKDANIELS, SINGLE." > > The bartender approaches Ahbeng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" > > Ahbeng replies: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED." > > > > > > After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite > some time, Ahbeng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. > > "IT TOOK ME ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Ahbeng brags. > > "FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims. > > "YOU ARE A FOOL", Ahbeng replies. "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR > > 4-7 YRS." > >
