Dari seorang kawan ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) Enjoy, Alex --------------------------------------------- Mr. Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Sir, I am only following the instructions," he says, "it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'." *************************************************** The doctor told Mr. Singh that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Mr. Singh called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home." *************************************************** Mr Singh was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADRESS etc. Then he came to the column: "SEX: .... " He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote:....... TWICE A WEEK. On seeing this in his application form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE. Again Mr Singh thought for a long time before coming up with the answer............ PREFERABLY FEMALES. ************************************************* Mr Singh was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column " Salary Expected : ..... " He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : ...... YES ************************************************* Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and started singing again. Banta Singh : "Santa Singh what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down. Santa Singh : "I am singing the B side."
