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fuck you
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De: Milton Roberto y Goya [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Enviada em: Ter�a-feira, 30 de Mar�o de 1999 13:21
Para: Samara Cazzoli y Goya
Assunto: <piadas> McDonald's
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This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's
fast-food establishment...and they hired him!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available.
If
I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the
first
place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz
style
severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can
haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a
more
intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING
UP
TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
[],
1.000ton
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