Title: Hati2 Naik Lift...

HATI-HATI DI LIFT PULANG MALAM, TERUTAMA BAGI YANG SUKA LEMBUR

>      Kisah yang sangat menyeramkan dan mengerikan ini terjadi pada
> seorang staff laki-laki yang bekerja di lantai 12 Graha Elnusa Jl TB
> Simatupang Jak-Sel.
> Tadi malam (hari kamis malam jumat) beliau bekerja lembur dan terpaksa
> pulang agak larut malam sekitar jam 21:00 malam sendirian.
> Sampai di depan lift, dia pun tekan tombol untuk turun.
> Kemudian pintu lift terbuka tanpa ada siapa-siapa didalamnya.
>
> Dia masuk dan menekan tombol 'B1' untuk menuju Basement. Tetapi entah
> kenapa lift ini bukannya turun melainkan terus naik keatas. Lift
> berjalan terus hingga sampai ke lantai 16, berhenti dan terbuka.
> Ketika pintu lift terbuka, ada seorang wanita cantik jelita dan
> menawan sekali tersenyum manis dan masuk ke lift.
>
> Si Staff laki-laki tersebut merasa
> heran.....karena
> dia merasa tidak pernah melihat perempuan tersebut selama dia bekerja
> di gedung tersebut.
>
> Perempuan tersebut masuk dan berdiri di belakangnya sesaat kemudian
> tercium wangi bunga melati, maka Diapun bertanya-tanya dalam hatinya
> ...
> siapa perempuan tersebut, dan kenapa sudah malam begini belum pulang
> kerumahnya.
>
> Mau disapa terasa malu , jadi masing-masing saling terdiam. Dalam
> suasana hening dan sunyi itu, lift turun perlahan tingkat demi
> tingkat. Tapi ketika sampai pada lantai 10 , tiba-tiba lampu lift
> padam dan lift berhenti.
>
> Seketika itu dia mencium aroma bau yang teramat busuk, yang mengganggu
> hidungnya. Dan bulu romanya tiba-tiba merinding.
>
> Diapun langsung berkeringat dingin dan .
> sebisa-bisanya membaca ayat-ayat suci yang terlintas dikepalanya
> sambil memberanikan diri dan perlahan-lahan menoleh kebelakang setelah
> lampu lift menyala.
>
> Dan apa yang .dilihat....?
>
> Tiba-tiba saja, perempuan yang berada
> dibelakangnya tertawa malu...dan berkata: Maaf ya 'Mas', saya kentut

> Hihihihi,..... serius bner bacanya, makanya jangan baca email meluluuu...... ;)

 

 

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