Well, my script is short (works for telemarketers too):
MAN! I'm so glad you called, I was expecting this call, can you hold for a
second?
Place the receiver in the desk.
Pick it back up when the disconnected noise annoys you... :)
ET
Michael Havens writes:
can someone give me a script of what I should say to waste his time?
:-)~MIKE~(-:
On Mon, Jun 17, 2013 at 1:16 PM, Michael Havens <[email protected]> wrote:
today I got a call from an indian ..
"Are you getting a lot of error messages on your computer?"
"Oh my GOD.... how did you know?"
"Our server is reporting it?"
"What."
"Our server is reporting it?"
"Okay"
"Let's see if we can fix it."
"What?"
"Let's see if we can fix it."
"What?"
"Let's see if we can fix it."
"Okay. What do you want me to do?"
"Go to the start button in the lower-right hand of your screen."
"What?"
"Go to the start button in the lower-right hand of your screen."
"What?"
"Go to the start button in the lower-right hand of your screen."
"What?"
"Go to the start button in the lower-right hand of your screen."
"Got it"
"Now hold the right button down and press 'R'. What do you see?"
"What am I supposed to see?
He said something and I said that was it.
He then got irate and said I was supposed to see a fill in box (I think),
called me an idiot, and hung up. hahahaha
:-)~MIKE~(-:
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